Fresh Milk Drink
Mango Coconut Milk 16oz 芒果椰奶
mango puree with coconut milk, and some other kind of milk. our debut simplexitea drink because it’s basic af, like, plain white rice with some fried egg and soy sauce$6.00
Dirty Milk Boba 髒髒茶
“what’s a dirty milk boba” is an inquiry oft asked by our esteemed patrons, in which we replied “why, it’s the person who makes the drink, that’s dirty, of course” Nah. it's brown sugar milk with boba. Yes, already comes with boba$6.00
Taro Fresh Milk 16oz 芋頭
unit of measurement for taro is thigh. for example, "may I buy 1 thigh of taro, please", or "can you cut 2 thighs, of taro, please?" NOT purple in color$6.00
Matcha Latte 抹茶拿鐵
grounded dried green tea leaves. what else do you want to know? it was probably grounded with stone or something. like maybe granite?$6.00
Purple Yam Fresh Milk 16oz 紫薯
mutated sweet potato that didn’t get the memo that they’re not supposed to be purple, but people love them, because it reminds them of song purple rain by prince. also purple is a color of royalty. AKA Ube$6.00
Pina Colada 16oz 椰林飘香
originally, it is a non-alcoholic drink!$6.00
Strawberry Milk 16oz 草莓鲜乳
Strawberry Puree with Milk$6.00
Strawberry Matcha 草莓鲜乳+抹茶
Strawberry Puree with Milk and Matcha$6.50
Avocado Banana
$6.50
Fresh Brew Tea
Golden Oolong Tea 黃金烏龍
doesn’t smell like gold, doesn’t taste like gold, just taste like oolong...heavily roasted. We got tricked into thinking it was made of gold, but it’s popular so we decided to keep it on the menu for the foreseeable future.$5.00
Classic Black Tea 經典紅茶
Assam Black Tea Blend: what’s so classic about black tea? absolutely nothing, but here’s a fact: black tea is called red tea in chinese.$5.00
Tie Guan Yin 鐵觀音
guan yin is the name of the goddess of mercy. she is kind, pure, and full of compassion.........very merciful.........very powerful. taste like bright green matcha, nuttiness, and a bit floral at the end, delicate, floral and full of mercy$5.00
Earl Gray 格雷伯爵
a blend invented by some important british guy back in the day, due to his inability to enjoy tea as is, so he infused it with bergamot oil. mister grey will see you now.$5.00
Thai Tea 泰式奶茶
spiced with several different kind of herbs and spices(not 11), just like thai food. Not sour nor spicy like its name implied orange in color if milk is added, othewise.....it's, like, dark red or something I don't know lol.$5.00
Jasmine Green Tea 茉莉綠茶
flower petals with green tea. immersive tea and floral taste. this tea exist for when you want to drink flower juice, but people look at you weird if you say that out loud$5.00
Coffee Milk Tea 鴛鴦
AKA 鴛鴦 (Yuen Yeung) referred to Mandarin Ducks, is a symbol of conjugal love in Chinese culture, as the birds usually appear in pairs and the male and female look very different. We directly copied this from Wikipedia. Take it with a bucket-full of salts.$6.00
Hojicha 焙茶
Houji-cha, or Hoji cha is the name of roasted green tea. Due to its roasting process, it has lower caffeine contents than any other tea. On top of that, this one is decaf, which means, it's decaf.$5.00
Hong Kong Milk Tea 港式奶茶
Contains Dairy$6.00
Pure Tea 纯茶
$3.75
Lemon Tea 檸檬
HK Style Lemon Tea. Brewed with black tea blend. Shakened not stirred$5.00
Organic Fresh Fruit Blend
Mango 芒果
$6.00
Strawberry 草莓
$6.00
Pineapple 菠蘿
$6.00
Passion Fruit 百香果
$5.50
Golden Kiwi 黃金奇異果
Please ignore the photo. It's a Kiwi fruit tea, but it's not entirely incorrect either. lol. We do use one whole kiwi per drink. Well... minus the skin.....who eats kiwis with the skins anyway? Are we still talking about the same kiwi?? This is the fruit. Not the slang for New Zealanders or the bird.$6.00
Other
Empty Cup
$0.35
Espresso
'Muricano with Maple Cream-Top 美式+枫糖奶盖
‘Muricano is a super shorten form of Americano, which is also shorten from Caffè ‘Muricano. Are there typos in here? That cream-top contains dairy.$5.00
Latte 拿铁
Coffee flavored milk without the tea.$5.00
Mocha 摩卡
It’s coffee flavored chocolate milk, also without the tea$5.00
'Muricano 美式
Plain o' muricano$4.00
Snack
Ceylon Tea Egg
Hard boiled egg cooked with ceylon black tea and spices$2.00