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Burger of the Gods
Blue cheese, candied balsamic onions, super gorgonzola spread. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Tear Jerker Burger
Pepper jack cheese, grilled onions & jalapeños, Satan’s tears ketchup, habanero mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Mac Daddy Merican Burger
2 quarter pound American Kobe beef patties, Billion Island sauce, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, onions. Served with your choice of side.Appetizer Experiments
Sweet & Spicy Fried Pickles
Served with tapatio dipping sauce.Roasted Brussels
Tossed in bacon vinaigrette.Cheese Curds
Breaded & fried Wisconsin cheddar cheese curds. Served with tapatio dipping sauce.Funyun Chicharrones
Served with buttermilk ranch.Buffalo Chicken Roll Ups
Crispy fried egg rolls filled with chicken, cream cheese, blue cheese, green onions & buffalo sauce. Served with celery ranch.Buffalo Chicken Wings
1 pound extra large all natural wings & drums, tossed in a garlic buffalo sauce, celery sticks & ranch dipping sauce. Your choice of style.Crispy Buffalo Cauliflower
Fresh fried cauliflower, garlic buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles & drizzled with buttermilk ranch.Dogsticks
3 mini beef dogs coated in white corn batter. Served with black pepper mustardaise & papa's BBQ.Gavacho's Totchos
Tots with cheesy sauce, bacon, green onions, sour cream & Satan's tears ketchup.Lab Faves
Fish & Fries
Cornflake crusted Alaskan cod, mustard slaw, bread & butter tarter.Caesar Salad
Romaine, Caesar dressing, shaved parmesan cheese & housemade croutons.Lab Chop Chop
Romaine, chicken, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, cucumber & herbs in buttermilk herb dressing.Mac & Caesar
Cheddar American mac with your choice of topping & a small Caesar salad.Little Fried Chicken
Hand breaded fried chicken, served with fries & side of buttermilk ranch & Satan's tears ketchup.Burger Experiments
Burger of the Gods
Blue cheese, candied balsamic onions, super gorgonzola spread. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Tear Jerker Burger
Pepper jack cheese, grilled onions & jalapeños, Satan’s tears ketchup, habanero mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.The Classic Merican Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, bacon, Billion Island sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Shroom & Truffle Shuffle Burger
Swiss cheese, grilled onions, sautéed mushrooms, black garlic truffle mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Faux Real Burger
Beyond meatless patty, Chao cheese, vegan burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, & pickle. Vegan. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.The Codfather Burger
Corn flake panko crusted Alaskan cod, cheddar, bacon, mustard coleslaw, bread & butter pickle tartar. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Cluck Norris Burger
Chicken breast, Swiss cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, buttermilk ranch. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Bahn, James Bahn Burger
Dork (duck & pork), pickled carrots, cucumber, daikon, fresh cilantro, sweet chili mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Alibaba Burger
Choice of Halal 100% grass fed beef or lamb, Mama Lil’s peppers, fresh cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion, spice seasoning, homemade harissa aioli. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.The Smoker Burger
Smoked gouda, bacon, grilled onions, smoker sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Homage to Dick's Deluxe Burger
American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, top secret burger sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.James West Burger
Cowboy seasoning, guajillo cream cheese, bacon, papa’s BBQ sauce, onion rings. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Mac Daddy Merican Burger
2 quarter pound American Kobe beef patties, Billion Island sauce, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, onions. Served with your choice of side.Little Chicken Fried Burger
Deep fried chicken breast, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house made Little Chicken Fried Burger sauce on our brioche bun. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Big Impossible Burger
Impossible meatless patty, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house made Big Impossible Vegan sauce on our brioche bun. Vegan. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.Big Bison Burger
Bison & Kobe beef blend, roasted bell pepper, grilled onion, mayo, & melting provolone cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.Silence of Lamb Burger
Grass fed lamb patty, onions, cucumber, tomato, grilled onions, top secret sauce, & Gouda cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice. Served with Kobe beef patty.Alibaba
Mama Lil’s peppers, fresh cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion, spice seasoning & home-made Harisa aioli. Your choice of protein & side.Little Chicken Fried Burger
Deep fried chicken breast, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house-made little chicken fried burger sauce on our brioche bun.Big Impossible Burger
Impossible meatless patty, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house-made big impossible vegan sauce on our brioche bun. Vegan. Your choice of side.Big Bison Burger
Bison & kobe beef blend, roasted bell pepper, grilled onion, mayo & melting provolone cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.Silence of Lamb
Grass fed lamb patty, onions, cucumber, tomato, grilled onions, top secret sauce & gouda cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.Hand-Spun All Natural Shakes
Straight-Up Vanilla Shake
Strawberry Shake
Nesquik Chocolate Shake
Nutella Shake
Banana Cream Pie Shake
Boston Cream Donut Shake
Oreo Shake
Orange Creamsicle Shake
Mint Chocolate Chip Shake
Reese's Peanut Butter Shake
Mint Chocolate Chip Shake
Reese's Peanut Butter Shake
Mango Shake
Pistachio Shake
Virgin Boozie Shakes
The Drunken Elvis Shake
Vanilla ice cream, graham cracker, peanut butter & banana with a test tube spike of Malibu banana, pinnacle whipped vodka & Irish cream.Caramel Macchiato Shake
Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ganache, caramel sauce & coffee with a test tube spike of caramel vodka, Irish cream & Kahlua.Cinnamon Toast Crunk Shake
Vanilla ice cream and cinnamon toast crunch cereal with a test tube spike of sinfire cinnamon whiskey.Beverages
Soft Drink
Choose from a variety of flavors.Mexican Coke
Iced Tea
Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
Strawberry Lemonade
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
Arnold Palmer
Caffe Umbria Coffee
Rishi Organic Hot Tea